And here is the "rest" of the story!

All started with this.... looks Innocent right? HAHAHAHAHA...

Than it became this........................

Hope this does not offend anyone.. I am decent.. but hurting.

See the patch on my upper shoulder? Yea so here is what happened...

A few days ago the toilet paper hanger broke and we have yet to get a new one... So my wonderful husband "rigged" up somthen with a wire and some screws. hmm imagine that.. rofl.. He is like the KING of Screws, wire, and duct tape..lol. So anyway.. I was trying to use the restroom.. and I was getting frustrated with the fact that I could not "change" the toilet paper so the door SWINGS open and my darling husband comes BARGING in with screw driver in hand.. I thought OMGOODNESS he has finally snapped and this is IT.. rofl rofl rofl.. He scared me to death.. I said.. WHAT are you doing? I am trying to use the restroom.. rofl.. He said I heard you in here talken to the wall so thought I would help. rofl rofl rofl.. SO he proceeds to "change" the toilet paper roll for me ya know because I am so helpless.. rofl rofl.. so he is smarten off about his hi class job and how somthen else and on and on and he was teasing me so I drew my right hand back and was gonna smack him right on the rump when he turned to leave.. rofl well instead .. I SMACKED the wall ANDDDDDDD door.. omgoodness Istarted really hollering than. rofl it hurt soooo bad... I hit it harddd.. he thought i was just messen around so he went on out and I was still yelping.. rofl. he came BACK in to see if I needed MORE toilet paper and I said I CANNOT MOVE MY HAND it was all deformed and I was cradling it to my chest.. what does my darling do?? Starts HOWLINGGGGGGG in laughter and could not HELP ME from laughing so hard.. SO imagine this scene if you would for a moment.. I am on the POT, I have just injured my RIGHT hand and my husband can not help me because he is doubled over in laughter.. I manage to take care of umm errr business.. stand up he manges to help me pull ma drawers up.. and than he realizes how hurt I was.. my hand started swelling immediately, and turned my fav color.. PURPLE.. I can't move my arm and my back is now tingling.. Yes fold I can pack a powerful punch.. rofl.. SO I go lay down and he puts these things on me that is supposed to help with "pain and swelling"( which btw it did) and than goes and gets the camera because he thinks this is just so funny.. all the while saying.. BABE I AM SO SORRY.. rofl.. SO there is our "bathroom" story.. rofl